wait long underwear is actually a thing
Yep. Also known as long johns. It’s tight, itchy, and downright uncomfortable; I wouldn’t have made it through the winter without ‘em.
This sounds like an invitation to be pantsed.
(adopts Captain Morgan pose) BRING IT! My babies need some fresh air and sunlight.
TOMORROW, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 4 LONG MONTHS, I WILL GO TO WORK NOT WEARING long UNDERWEAR!