Posted 3 hours ago

(restarts GoT)

Posted 3 hours ago

juustjenn:

Working on my stache.

Posted 3 hours ago

canadianslut:

I don’t use condoms ;)

not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex

Posted 3 hours ago

freightsick:

thatbagelgirl:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

I love this so fucking much

Everyone needs to watch the video because it’s so much better than this gif set.

Posted 4 hours ago

mynamekyle:

masterpieceinchaos:

The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation With at a Party

sj blogger girls irl on snl

(Source: beardtv)

Posted 6 hours ago

towritelesbiansonherarms:

How this film only has 5.4/10 on IMDB is BEYOND me

(Source: georgeandursula)

Posted 1 day ago
comedycentral:

Everyone’s going to be walking and talking about this Aaron Sorkin parody from tonight’s new Inside Amy Schumer.

comedycentral:

Everyone’s going to be walking and talking about this Aaron Sorkin parody from tonight’s new Inside Amy Schumer.

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago
do the monster mash! ( answer all of the questions)
galaticannibalism asked

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Vampire:Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?

Not unless I get a chance to turn it off later on. Like in 60 years or so. I want to live, and where’s the fun if you can’t die?

Werewolf:If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?

Further investigation is required.

Witch:If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?

Make social responsibility a thing that happens on the large-scale.

Ghost:Do you have any regrets?

Yes, but I wouldn’t change anything.

Frankenstein:Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?

Sinatra all the way.

Mummy:If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?

I’m sure there’s a few people.

Zombie:Do you miss anyone right now?

Looking forward, not backward.

Faerie:If you could get away with anything, what would you do?

I’d probably tell a few of my customers to go fuck themselves.

Nymph:What are you like when you’re by yourself?

Pensive.

Mermaid:How far would you go to keep the one you love?

To the end, and then some.

Shapeshifter:What would you change about yourself?

I don’t know. I like working on my faults, so I don’t think I’d outright instantly change anything.

Banshee:If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?

Depends on the person. And this is a very limited crowd I’m thinking of.

Siren:If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?

You know what? Put me first for the first time that I can think of. (I’m # 2 of 6, and this may have caused some issues over the years)

Genie:If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?

I’m going to have to think about that one.

Fury:What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?

"Maybe later" is pretty high on that list.

Incubus:What would someone have to do to get in your pants?

(tilts head) Be ultimately desirable.

Succubus:What’s one thing you can’t live without?

Music. It’s my lifeblood.

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

monster asks!!!

  1. Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
  2. Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
  3. Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
  4. Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
  5. Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
  6. Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
  7. Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
  8. Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
  9. Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
  10. Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
  11. Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
  12. Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
  13. Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
  14. Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
  15. Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
  16. Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
  17. Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?
Posted 1 day ago

lindseyyyy:

Eagle creek trail, Oregon.

Posted 1 day ago

professorsugoi:

the-bored-cat:

What does kindness get you? This.

image

Posted 1 day ago

blathh:

GodsGirls set preview - The Cold Never Bothered Me Anyway

… I accidentally did this thing

WHOA

Posted 1 day ago